/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck it, i need help. I am starving. I read the sticky, and it does not help with anything, that thing must be done again or something if you are really asking people to read it before posting for advice to start cooking. I am now in the need of simple recipes or stuff that i can make to begin with this thing. Can some of you please start me on cooking basic food? Also i would appreciate if you did not include recipes that need to be made using an oven im a poor fag and don't have one of those thanks