/ck/ - Food & Cooking

EXCUSE ME HOW DO I TIP A NEGATIVE AMOUNT?

>work as a dishwasher in a restaurant
>pretty high class place
>the dishwashers are me, and a Mexican guy who is a member of some gang
>we work long hard 6 day weeks, 1 day each a week alone, usually Monday and Tuesday which were less busy
>one day talking to the Mexican guy
>he says he might not come in the next day because he has some 'turf business' to take care of
>ask him why he has to do this
>he lifts his shirt and points to a tattoo on his stomach
>'because of this hombre'
>points to the tattoo which is his gangs sign I guess
>it seems to be a snake, that has arms, holding up 2 triangles
>just looks fucking STUPID as fuck
>pic related, I tried to draw it from memory (I have made the background brown to show how it looked on his skin)
>apparently the triangles represent their 2 areas of turf and the snake is them
>try not to laugh
>later that day
>we are washing the last dishes for the day
>as I joke pic up one of the dishes
>has some sauce on it, some kind of red pasta sauce
>smear the sauce into a snake shape with two triangles
>show him the plate
>'YO ESSAY DIOS PLATO ES A MEMBER OF YO GANG'
>he gets mad at me
>pushes me down
>kicks the shit out of me
>tfw broke 2 ribs
>he never came back to work
>now work with a 50 year old Haitian woman, she is OK, sings slave songs

>tfw this actually happened to me
>qt waitress at a chain restaurant was walking past my table, carrying a hot bowl of tomato soup and a plate of garlic mushrooms
>I am alone because I eat alone
>she fucking spills the hot soup over my lap and the garlic mushrooms hit me right in the face
>jump up and scream in agony
>everything is a blur for a few moments
>run to the bathroom and start splashing cold water on my lap to calm down
>eventually come out of the bathroom
>waitress and I think the manager are there and start talking, ask if I am OK
>waitress is really cute
>for some reason see this as a chance to hit on her
>"you gave me a HOT SOUP SHOWER but when i see you i need a COLD SHOWER"
>try to hold her hand and grab her chest as a joke
>she pulls away
>i get asked to leave and 'we can forget anything happened here'

fuck roasites.