/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12445019
>all I want to do is just get completely fucked up
You sound like a fucking high school senior ready for school to start bakk up again. Go fuck yourself. But, here's the deal.
You need to respect alcohol.

If you wanna get fucked up, go buy a bottle of Everclear/Golden-Grain. It's the strongest alcohol you can legally buy on the market. It smells and tastes like rubbing alcohol. That's your fucking solution.
If you want to get """""fucked up""""" then you should just be that asshole you drinks a popular domestic for a pretentious cheap price, like the alcoholic daddies who are brand loyal to Budweiser and Busch. If you're gonna be like the denizens of /ck/ who complain about where the /al/ck/ threads went then you should stick to Natty Daddy's, Steel Reserve, Hamm's, bumwines, and well-liquors.

I personally believe that a person should stick to singles of beer, 50mL's of spirits, and 100ml's of wines until you figure out what you like best and then start branching out from there trying new brands until you find what you like best. You'll definitely get fucked up along the way. I mean, it's about the journey you know? Not the destination.
>>12446121
>>12446140
>>12446245
>>12446293
dumb
>>12445038
>>12445087
>>12446151
>>12446252
smart

>>11668663
fair fight
but alongside the bacon/egg/cheese on flatbread (for breakfast), the spicy italian (for price), and the oven roasted chicken (for health) you're just eating the bitch for taste alone.
besides... you have to ask the retards for the sauce they promote to drizzle on that bitch. it doesn't come with the subway workre's programming.