/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20077275
why is british food so brown?

>>20014755
The colour and texture remind us of the old days... the comforting feeling of swampwater between our thighs...

>>19832820
>>19832919
lol

>>18668359
>lashes upon their skin
Yeah you'd know a lot about that, from the Romans to the Normans to the current German-descended "alt-EU" regime. But outside the urban CCTV surveillance, beneath the reach of drones with infrared cameras, the true spirit of Auld England survives... in the swamps, your ancestral home.

And remember, lads, "the dole" is nothing but reparations for centuries of slavery to foreign powers, and you're well within your rights to spend the lot at the dog track. NEET is just an acronym for
>Naturally
>Extremely
>English
>inniT

I would never claim to know more than gordon about food even as a chef, but he cooks eggs like a faggot. Only a fucking toothless brit would want to eat that liquid shit.

>>14759304
>and nobody gives a fuck about states, keep drinking THAT GOOD 'OL CORN SYROP N horrible rye

You sound like you care a lot, and are pretty obsessed though. You also sound retarded since you seem to think bourbon is made with corn syrup, which is almost as retarded as actually being from UK.

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