/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This happened to me once but the waitress apologized and asked me if I wanted to leave my name and number and the restaurant would call me when the food (i wanted to order chicken kiev) would be available again. I spaghettid and said sure, she took down my info and I left the restaurant.

She wasn't flirting or anything, I'm a fat autist with long hair. This was in 2015 and they still haven't called.

No woman will ever love me

>1 tablespoon
>I've only used 1 teaspoon this entire time

>>18304810
>ordering soda at fast food and not just getting water

>>17804477
>local taco bell always gives me one less than 2 per taco
>if i get 3 tacos, i get 5 sauces
>4 tacos, 7 sauces
its beyond infuriating

>>17559248
>I have an upset stomach
>the solution must be to eat more food

>>16263698
>Stuck on a ship with your bros with nothing better to do but eat like kings, work out, and fuck each other in the ass.

>>15518885
As a German, I recommend you and your fag miSSus to EAT SHIT