/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Does anyone know where I can get more foodgirls?

>>5409672
the chicken & rice sounds fucking goof tight now

>>5284513
Where I live you don't really find blueberries like that but wild blackberries are fucking everywhere, they are so common and so hard to get rid of that most people consider them a nuisance. It's hard to get them NOT to grow all over the place. But real wild blackberries are absolutely amazing, nothing like the blackberries you buy or taste in storebought jam or whatever.
>Mfw the house I grew up in had a huge 10x20 foot, 8-foot-high blackberry patch, an apple tree, a plum tree, two cherry trees, and redcurrant bushes
Every spring you had to go out and hack new paths through the blackberry growth so you could actually pick anything other than the edges, but we made blackberry everything for a lot of the summer and usually had enough left to make like 30 jars of jam. I miss that house.

Alright /ck/ I figure you're the best board for this, so I hope that you'll be able to help out a fellow bro.

If you've ever lived on your own, you know that cooking for you, and only you, can be pretty depressing. I've tried, and it never really worked out well. There were... failures. Abominations really. But I need your help...

My wife is going to be going away for about a week, a girl's only camping trip, and I'm left to be home alone for the entire time. There will be copious amounts of porn, and fapping will most certainly be a part of it. There will possibly be large amounts of beer/wine/spirits. When too weak to fap anymore, there may even ensue video games until morning. BUT... I have no friends (foreveralone.avi) so I will be cooking for myself.

Your mission /ck/, if you choose to accept this, is to provide me with recipies, glorious recipies, of meals that can be cooked for one.

Your mission parameters will be as follows
- no spicy stuff. No chili please
- no suggestions of "get macdonalds/pizza/chinese takeout". I live in one of those mythical towns where there are no large take out places, and any of the places that DO exist are horrible and spawned from satan's ass. Think golden corral crossed with roadkill.

TL:DR - recipies for cooking for yourself please?

>>4163113
Not sure as I don't live anywhere near there, but
>That feel when the Sitzel-Weller distillery is started back up again
>That feel when the Willett distillery will be starting back up again as well

Fuck yeah.