/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>drink coffee
>24 or more hours of paranoia and random bursts of adrenaline that I can physically feel
This happen to anyone?

>>14559213
>decide to visit bread subr*ddit
>whole sub is "first time :)))" professionally scored and moulded sourdough loaves
>also a fascination with taking videos of them cutting/opening their loaves fresh from the oven
>every time there's a massive burst of steam
>"Whoah! Nice steam there, looks great!"
Fucking retards. Enjoy your dry ass bread in 2 days

>>14498982
>makes video on tempering chocolate
>doesn't invite Claire, uses the currycunt that ruined all their careers instead
Holy shit

>threw stick of not-quite-melted butter in liquids bowl
>eternal chunks

how do i get over anxiety of being in the fucking kitchen? i can't use the kitchen if other people are around, i am starving and do not want to eat other people's trash anymore

do i need to see a fucking doctor? what is wrong with me

anything that is bothersome is that they leave gigantic messes and leave no room on the stove or counters even if i wanted to cook

almost bought myself a god damn induction stove and mini fridge to hide in my own room but realized i was retarded and stopped myself

>>12983694

>haha you always order the same things!

These things give me diarrhea every time. I can't be the only one here.

>cooking at friend's place
>forgot to bring my equipment
>have to use an unwieldily, blunt, stamped steel knife

>tfw hate cooking