/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw Grandma is the worst chef I have ever seen
>tfw her problem is that she has some memory problems, but is very stubborn and refuses to use a written recipe
>she only makes 5 or so things, and has forgotten how to make most of them
>last time I visited for example she made spaghetti and meatballs
>she couldn't remember the meat needed for meatballs
>ended up smushing together some leftover kidney
>the spaghetti was soggy because she seemed to think it needed to be cooked, then soaked with a garden hose, then microwaved back to warmth
>a few months ago she made Lasagna
>kept putting on layers then forgetting what was on the previous layer
>put down cheese sauce
>then pasta sheets
>then cheese sauce
>then pasta sheets
>then pasta sheets
>then pasta sheets
>then pasta sheets
>then she dumped over a huge pile of kidney
>worst recipe and most sad was probably her ravioli
>she used to make it quite well
>now she takes dry spaghetti strings, 'hangs them' over a bowl, and hangs over wet lasagna sheets like a curtain on a washing line
>pours raw melted american cheese into the bowl and serves like this
>she isn't Italian btw
>tfw I can't stop eating in case she gets upset