/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So, /ck/, I have a retarded thread that needs to last eight years. Does anyone have advice for how to stretch it?

Are you one of those retards who piles up dishes in the sink as well because you're so fucking lazy to take 2 minutes and wash everything?

Or do you just spend fifty dollars a month on paper plates?

Young women have recently been taught that they deserve to be spoiled. Then they hit thirty-five and it's just their fat ass and the cats.

They wonder why.

Did trad...

OP, date women, not children.

>>4459320
>Treat it like the premium meat that it is
>Slice it
OK bro.

>>4403122
That's sad that you believe that.

>>4390350
>>4390359
Sriracha is hotter than even the extra hot version of what OP posted. Seen here >>4390344

I think she seems like a real fucking cunt.

>>4337012
Wait, so raw means uncooked?

Blackjack pizza or Jimmy Johns

>another line and a pull of Seagrams VO

>>4312583
Autism at it's finest, folks.

>>4228112
Let us know when you pass third grade.

OP, the problem with diet soda is that it tastes like shit. So does most normal soda. If you want to drink sugar water, get some juice.

>>4188629
>water tastes disgusting

Are you 3?

>My main inspiration comes from Chef John from Foodwishes

>>4153690

>>4142926
What are you mad about? The fact that you eat white sauce pizza with pineapple on it?

>Going to a buffet

>>4106543
Do you even into physical activity?

>>4084224
I'm insecure because a lot of sugar and alcohol together makes my stomach upset?

>>4075132
The faggot is right. OP, stop being a dumb shitbird.

>being afraid to go inside to sit down and eat and/or not checking your order before leaving the drive-thru.

I have no sympathy.

>>4026181
There's your problem. It's still "The South" to EVERYONE else. Y'all a bunch of inbred, mother fucking, swamp people anyways.

>>4000230
>not getting 2 junior roast beefs with horsey sauce, curly fries, and a cherry turnover.