/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14153027
>YS and Crimson Lotus on the other hand...
It has been two months since it was placed and I still have no evidence of a single thing happening with my CLT order

>>12259117
I can't sleep if I go to bed within two hours of eating.

That faggot from momofuku uses his bacon offcuts or some shit, right?

Fuck I hate David chang. Him and that Rene Redzepi can go bum each other then suicide themselves.

And Anthony bourdain is a fucking douch.

>>10461875
Um excuse me, but I'm a 28 year old virgin alchohlic . In other words, fuck you normie. GET OUT REEEEE

>>10230611
Thank god for codeine and diazepam. After 5 days of hitting the swill Im taking a shit piss every half hour. And thats when Im not sipping water, that goes through me almost instantly.
Wasting all my money on uber eats cos i cant stand to even say hello to my housemates and try to cook. I was a cook for years and its all I want to do, by MYSELF and not have people fucking around bothering me in the kitchen.
They're nice but they fucking know Im a pathetic neet. At least I have a disability as an excuse to never leave my room.