/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>54280

>25 Year old brothers birthday
>He is a very severely autistic man, think chris chan basically
>We don't usually take him out but it was his birthday
>We take him to an 50's style diner because he is a 50's boo
>We get there
>Goes OK for the start of the meal
>However he becomes gradually more and more creepy towards our waitress
>Starts smiling at her, and trying to touch her
>Doesn't say anything though due to his autism
>We can all see in his eyes however that he is building up to say something
>Dad tries to distract him
>Asks him if he wants a dessert
>He gets really excited
>'I'M GONNA HAVE AN AUTHENTIC JELL-O SALAD!'
>gets hyped at the idea of a Jell-o Salad
>Waitress comes back
>Hands us the dessert menu
>Brother snatches it from my hands
>looks
>no jell=o salad
>asks the waitress why there is no jell-o salad
>she says 'sorry sweetie, we don't sell that, do you want anything else from the dessert menu?'
>calling him sweetie seems to trigger him
>'NO..... BUT I WANT SOMETHING FROM YOUR DESSERT MENU'
>he stands up and grabs her arm
>'I WANT A SHAKE FROM YOUR MENU.'
>she has panic in her eyes, tries to shake free
>he doesn't let go
>dad tries to calm him down
>'hey champ, how about we go and get some jello on the way home?'
>he doesn't listen
>keeps shaking the waitress
>dad manages to pull him off and drag him outside
>mother and me give a huge tip and apologise
>during the drive home brother draws a 'dessert menu' on his arm using a pen he stole from the restaurant
>is just crude pictures of the waitress encased in jello with her tits out

>Nacho "cheese" on top of regular cheese
absolutely haram