/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13107105
>I need 1800 calories to feel full

>>12948931
I'm American and I don't own one.

I also do not own a cage, although I did own one once and it was manual, of course. None of my bicycles have Di2 or EPS. Nor do I use electronic displays, I have a OMATA head unit instead of those vulgar blinking gamification devices. No, I do not use Strava.

It goes without saying that I also do not own a television or anything from "QVC" whatever that is.

I eat a maximum of 250g of animal flesh per week and most weeks I abstain altogether. Needless to say none of it is CAFO garbage, only sustainable stuff where I know exactly what farm it came from.

Here I saved you some time, no need to tip your fedoras at me. I know I'm a better person than you. Feel free to tell me to go back to my shit hole country, or whatever. We both know that's what you're thinking.

>>11944004
>>11944005
lmaoing at ur life, poorfags

>>10605176
>acting pretentious about youtubers
And also only the finest tendies, sips, and braaaaaps, amirite?

>>10604700
>too busy to cook
>but not too busy to shitpost in the chinz!

>>10550165

>>9523441
>"I'm a big boy, unlike u mere children, huehuehuehuehue"

>>9264798
>dinner is served, m'lady