/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20047130
Cynar and Coke is a success

>gf invites me for dinner
>she pays for everything as always
>waiter asks us what wine we want
>usually pick it for us but gf begs to let her choose
>apparently she's been studying really hard on her wine to make sure she picks the best for me
>eh
>"I'll take a Haut Médoc !" she says all proud
>she looks at me for approval
>punch her in the throat
>she drops from her chair, clawing the air unable to catch her breath
>waiter nods, several people get up to applaud me, head chef comes out his kitchen on 5 separate occasions to shake my hand

I simply can't stand people who don't know how to pick a wine