/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8453973
>buy oreos on my way to work in the morning
>grab a monster at the check out line
>cuckshier says "breakfast of champions"
>scream at him for judging my life choices when he's a grocery cuck and scream about how much more money I make until the manager called security
>mfw chimping out at some poor schmuck over nothing
Eventually saw a shrink and the pills stop that

>>8234298
>woke up two hours ago
>already 7 beers and 3 shots deep
If you're not waking up with the shakes until you swig from your bottle, y not an alcoholic
I have been homeless after losing a job for being caught drinking on the job they don't like that when you're a teacher but when you're a line cook at Applebee's they don't give me a shit

>>5941022
I wish this was legal to make / buy

Any Canadafags here? The Balvenie DW costs 85 dollars here.