/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She's the designated baker. I can cook pretty much anything but for some reason when it comes to stuff involving bread/pastries I become retarded- even when I follow the recipe to the T it still fucks up. I somehow fucked up PIZZA DOUGH today, one of the easiest breads to make. The only bread I can make well is the dough recipes that use greek yogurt.

I can make reversed-seared rare standing beef rib blah blah but chemistry is beyond me apparently. Fuck muh life.

>>9105478
>tfw spaniard and hate olive oil and seafood
fucking kill me

>>6223455
side note
me being 17 was 3 years ago
>spend a semester abroad in Shanghai
>some might recognize me as the faggot known as ShanghaiBruh
>gain 30 pounds in 6 months after drinking either 3 bottles of wine or a 750ml bottle of rum every night while I'm in China
>20 now and can't rely on parents to support me killing myself
>alcohol tolerance is too high to drink myself to death