/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love this little nigger like you wouldn’t believe.

For me, it is the McChicken

now that the smoke has cleared, can we all agree that this is pound for pound the best value in dining

I was buying these for ONE DOLLAR $1 UNO PESO when I was in Utah. Out here in California now and these mother fuckers want $1.89 Motherfucking dollars for it. What the hell is up with that?

>>14869742
For me it's the McChickenTM

>>14802080
Or just give them LOTS of cocaine. The females ignore the males, and rather than becoming incels all the males start fucking each other.

>>14802073
Eliminate all water sources.
1. Make sure you dry your sinks/shower/bath tub after each use.
2. Plug all drains.
3. Put your toilet seat down and cover with a towel when not in use.
4. Dry your dishes immediately after washing.
5. Go to home depot and get some of those glue fly traps. You will be disgusted by how many of them you catch (there are way more than you think and this will show it).

FUN FACT: Fruit flies have telegony. What's that? Well a roastie fruit fly shares the DNA of all of her previous mating partners with her offspring.

Share your food karma stories here.

[boring back story] This miserable being constantly followed me around and sought nothing more than to attempt to make me feel as miserable as she must feel all of the time. Luckily the only time I ever had to deal with her was when I was in the kitchen, unluckily, I find peace and solace in cooking. [end boring back story]

One day, noticing the kitchen is empty I walk into the kitchen, I begin cooking preparations, without missing a beat she storms into the kitchen, pushes me aside, and begins angrily making a grilled cheese sandwich while giving me shit, I sigh, begin washing the dishes I was using and prepare to exit the kitchen. She blocks my path and continues to give me shit. I notice she has the burner set way too high and shes burning the butter in the pan. I calmly interrupt the verbal diarrhea she is spewing at me to tell her that she has the burner set too high
>"look, anon, if I don't know how to make a grilled cheese, then I'm in trouble"
>misses the pan, drops the uncooked sandwich on the stovetop
>glares at me as I say nothing and walk away
>the smell of burnt sandwich wafts through the air shortly after

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

for me- it is the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>14028003
For me it is the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

whats your favorite fastfood sandwish?

for me its the mcchicken

Does mcdonalds have enough mcchicken reserves in case of a disruption to their supply chain?

Does McDonalds have a contingency plan for disruptions in their supply chain due to the coronavirus?

For me it's the McChicken.

There is only one correct answer.

I dont need it
I dont need it
I dont need it
...
Brb gotta go on a D's run

>2020
>I am forgotten

>>13544654
THIS!!!
A McChicken thread died for this.

>>13540879
For me it's the McChicken

>>13492640
BASED

McChicken