/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The one and only Merrill Howard Kalin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLQlUa2G0s&t=235s

Watched some awhile ago but think I was manic at the time. Looking back it seems like a waste of time.
At least a female can redeem the show with just her presence if the rest is shit. Men should not be in cooking shows, she should be actual cooks.
Chef john is the exception because he doesn't show his face, just the food.

Do you cu/ck/s like Merrill Howard Kalin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

Is there anything more comfy than watching Merrill Howard Kalin cook?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me in Spanish, you little Mexican bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class with a Bachelor of Arts in English, I've won numerous spelling bee competitions and have written over 300 confirmed best-sellers. I am trained in mass-media speaking techniques and I'm the best editor for the entire USA Today. You are nothing to me but just another sideways talking spic. I'll argue you the fuck out in God's English the likes of which has never been seen before in America, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Spanish shit talking to me over the Internet? Think again, wetback. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Immigration officers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the deportation, you chili choking pepper popper. The deportation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taco truck. You’re fucking deported, fence-hopper. I can speak anywhere, anytime, and I can debate you with over seven million words, and that’s just in English. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced English speaking, but I have access to the entire thesaurus of the United States Library of Congress and I will use it to its full extent to argue your miserable ass off the face of the country, you dirty pool digger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tortillas. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn anchor baby. I will shit America all over you and you will drown in my freedom. You’re fucking excommunicated, Sanchez.

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>Merrill Howard Kalin Level Food Fuckups

This is how people take themselves out of the gene pool. Knowingly doing it to other people is actually a criminal offense.