/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14448434

>>14436549
>Let the onions sweat
>they have a heat stroke

>>14397265
>grillers
>spicy potato taco
>nachos
Guy I have to see them one last time before they pull the plug, im not gonna be able to take it when it happens

>>14217440
its true it is

>me
>socially retarded and probably autistic
>have to memorize every aspect of my subway order so I don’t freeze
>ordering at Subway
>ask for meatballs
>”we’re all out of meatballs buddy”
>freeze on the spot
>frantically eye menu, can feel I’m sweating
>pretend I know what I’m ordering
>”er yeah one veg sub please”

Subway needs fucking signs up on the door for out of stock products

>>13572958
Oh my god, why would you post photos of the crash scene?

>>13333195

>>12756525
>that male
>$800 on legos
>now it's a dust collector
>his wife probably regrets the marriage and dreams of other fitter, saner men
>tfw i still don't have a gf

>>12756502
post feet

>>12746693
I miss him bros.

Mum caught me sniffing the Oregano, again.

>>12548215
Bastard

>>12473553
i did that this morning, a half slice of sour dough toasted, homemade chick-fil-a sauce, ice berg lettuces, and 2 pickle chips. It was good i might even make another one with the other half slice of bread

>>12404475
i thought i did, pls no bully
>Franks=tangy
>chipotle tabasco= smokey sweet
>black habanero= bold heat

Why did my parents coax me into getting this fucking degree
>you’re a talented cook anon!
>you’re going to be a great chef!
>you just need to learn the basics of restaurant cooking!
>get that degree so restaurants will hire you!
I’m learning everything I already knew, and hearing the kinds of jobs people get after graduating from this fucking school terrifies me. Hint: they didn’t become chefs.

I think I’m just going to drop out and major in nutritional science or something.

>>12150601
i can't do that jiro i dont have any say in it

>>12093716
thats not what daddy Alton said

I can't cook

I just tried to get a bite to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings on my lunch break and they wouldn't seat me because I was alone. They were busy and didn't have many open tables and couldn't spare a whole one for me. Literally just experienced the no-singles policy. Fuck me.

Why is take out food so addicting? It's the only thing that satisfies me.

My kitchen can be filled with fresh ingredients and frozen crap but I can't go 2 days without eating out. I don't want to know how much money I am wasting in a month.

>ywn have trader joe’s orange cream soda again
>ywn have their danish pancakes again
Goddamit, why do they take away all the good stuff?

>>11888895
>mfw khv orphan
>mfw never had a qt mom or gf to cook for me
thanks for the reminder OP

Bring back the automat.

Pls

>>11020968
>that one guy who didn't even get invited

>>10972464
>turmeric garlic chicken poo.