/ck/ - Food & Cooking

gimme a single-origin light roast of fuck off

>>19977562
Try both. Report back
I like your thread fren! :)

This thread has made me lose faith in humanity.
>can't eat a whole tomato in 3 days so I guess i have to order goydash
Jesus christ

>>19854705
What about raw chicken?

I line all my ceramic plates with paper plates so ibdont have to do any dishes

>>19761307
Hey don't call me thay

>>19760839

Why the fuck is this a thing? Bro just go outside and dump it out. Then wash.
Like nigga really?

>>19736509
Been to Paris 6 times. The only reason to go is for fresh baguette. Just don't get stabbed by a brown person

no, i'm smart so i wait around just to turn a knob twice

>>19515642
For me it's comfy threads where anons are issuing death threats over food opinions. :3

how much butter/lard do i need to add to my food to make it healthy? can i just add it at the end, or does it need to be cooked in it?

if i see someone dispensing samples of something, i will not buy it

it indicates the profit margins are thick and it is not a good value to me, and i'm almost certainly better off without it

Food can never be more than the sum of its ingredients. Slop's value add is imaginary.

What are /ck/'s favorite slop products for fat/feeble people?

i'm trying to gain weight, so i've been eating very high carb, because everyone knows a high carb diet will make anyone fat. i've been very careful to keep my fat under 10% of calories so i don't accidentally lose weight from not eating enough carbs, but it isn't working even though i'm stuffed every day wtf???

shrinkflation only happens with high profit margin stupid people products

whole plant foods are unaffected

name a high carb food

what do chuds eat?

what do chuds eat?

>tfw know how to cook rice on a stove so i need to to wake up extra early just to turn a knob a few times

>go to costco
>get dates grown in algeria/tunisia and packed in turkey

>go to asian grocery
>get "mid-east" brand dates grown in california

>>19188229
I have herpes on my butthole

How much olive oil do I need to add to an otherwise identical meal to make it healthy?

>>19072622
No one has ever gotten sick from eating undercooked or spoiled chicken. It's just a jewish conspiracy to get you to buy fresh thawed chicken instead of defrosting your existing stockpile. For this reason the 110th time will end in mass genocide. No survivors

most people never learn to slice with a knife instead of brute force mushing straight down and this annoys me