/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>those people who treat the instruction manual on the food's box like holy scripture

I can't imagine how dumb you have to be to think it actually makes a difference to like removed the plastic over a tv dinner's potatoes but not it's corn or whatever? I just put the whole box in the microwave

why are people obsessed with telling eachother how to eat

>>13443741
I don't

I DON'T WANT COOKING YOUTUBBERS

>cooking

>>12051093

>stealing my post and changing the preferred beverage to Coca-Cola

I hate interacting with women.

>riding in a car with a female
>she hands me a macdonalds bag and tells me to toss it out the window
>I reach for it while I roll down the window
>she snatches it back and says she was just kidding
>okay then
>she asks me if I was really going to throw it out the window
>yes
>You can't litter!
>Then don't ask people to litter if that's what you think

i'd like to beat in your ramen head

thread is bad so I must ask

how much water could you guys drink in a single gulp? I can do at least 591ml

>>11236298
honey is not a sauce, foolish wench, this is why I do not consort with females you will not receive a tip.

>>11225957
oh no he's making assumptions about my lifestyle I better tip all my dollars

your meagre tactics won't work on me

>>11220002
four and a half more litres of water than you've probably ever seen in your whole life

>be me
>seated at restaurant who's food I enjoy
>man approaches me and asks if he can have my table because it's the table he always sits at when he's there
>no

god I hate it when people talk to me

the people here making up shit about bacteria that will kill him believe in science like peasants used to believe in god

>don't work on a sunday or god will smite you
>wash your pot or science will strike you down

fucking brainlets I swear to christopher hitchens

>>9735986
>conflating your piss poor past with my pleasant present

Don't conflate your piss poor past with my pleasant present, just because my sink is dirty doesn't mean I am a dirty drug addict.

>>9579135
Not trying to be a fuckhead, but, why would that stuff be all done 30 minutes before closing?

I shop really early in the morning and there is a Whole Food's by me and a Fresh Market. I always go to the Whole Food's now because when they open they are actually open, meaning the food is out, versus when Fresh Market opens the meat market it like half empty and they are putting the stuff out a half hour after opening.

Why not just open later?

>>9527425
>throwing away part of the circle to make it a square

that is forbidden that is just turning the circle into a square and then cutting it into square shaped slices, you haven't actually cut a circle into squares

>>9510899

>pizzaman calls the pizza a zaa

>coffee shop tells me I can't have cream unless I buy a coffee

>implying there's such a thing as a not retarded reviewer.

All reviewers should be executed.

Only as a mixer. So maybe twice a week.

>>8814937
>we are bound by morality to execute anyone who asks for mayonnaise, as they are completely irredeemable and do not deserve to carry on existing

Candy is for children.

Candy is for children.