/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>being a drug addict

I hope it gets legalized and your junkie hobby goes down the drain.

>go to reddit looking for a specific spice
>say label is written in moon speak
>post removed for racism

Yeah, I'll stay here. What's wrong with the world today?

Huh that's so weird cause I had grilled cheese today and I didn't realize those corrupt senators in bed with the calendar industry to pump put day after day had started doling out days to random dishes. This is why I don't even use the fucking Gregorian calendar anymore.

Threads like this make me really think I should start drinking again so I can die sooner so I don't have to put up with OP ever again.

>>8784806
>Don't buy tea from Teavana

I had a coupon!

Rick and Morty is funny.

Get over it.

>needing videos to learn how to cook, a basic survival instinct for humans

Lmao. Does a foulmouthed goose have a series of scam videos teaching them how to fly south too? Cause that is what you are buying.

>needing videos to learn how to cook, a basic survival instinct for humans

Lmao. Does a foulmouthed goose have a series of scam videos teaching them how to fly south too? Cause that is what you are buying.

Never.

>cashier is dead to you

>>8713520
Try a decade or two ago mathlet.

Do you think geese watch YouTube videos to learn how to fly south? Or do you think they as smart enough to navigate on their own, without instruction?

Same concept here.

>>8662030
Because they are low class individuals who don't understand that feces has no place in polite conversation.

>>8663572
>live in city
>still go to grocer less than bumfuck man

You're not even good, but you think you are. Your peg is officially lowered.

>>8656299
>sweetieposting

>Debone fish before eating
>Do not eat old fish because old fish is gross

Solved your complaints

Also to fry fish you simply lay your breaded fish (using any breading or batter recipe you desire) into a hot pan of vegetable shortening or peanut oil

It's like the rare steak people and the indie beer people are in a contest to see who can be the biggest pretentious asshole.

What do you all think of food reviewers? Are any of you here food reviewers, and if you are, can you explain why you shouldn't be executed?

Yes, if you post on yelp you are a pathetic, slimy reviewer, the title doesn't merely apply to 'professional' facestuffers.

>>8616033
>go on yelp

I hope to god no one here does this.

You faggots are no fun, I don't even want you to guess how much my bread cost anymore.

>'fancy' restaurant doesn't have hours of operation on it's window
>'fancy' restaurant doesn't get my patronage because I'm not going to test the door randomly to see when it's not electrified and I can enter

Fucking idiots, who doesn't put a sign up?

>>8579799
Wow it is time to go young man this thread does not require your social commentary.

>>8552630
Stay away from my funposts. You're not fun.