/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12143470
because you have to have the magic touch, when you crack an egg ya gotta really mean it, ya cant be a fuckin soy boy bitch, think about it.

"OOOOhhh im a fuckin limp wristed soy boy, i cant crack my eggs"

Crack Eggs like a man bitch , gotta put umph and mathematical energy into it, gotta predict force of impact, SOY BOY !