/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>oatmeal and brown sugar?
Nah...
>toast with honey maybe a banana?
No no, not that either...
>fruit shake? Quick lil fruit shake in the AM to get ya kids going???
Almost...but no...
>home-made french toast, make it a special treat day....?
Nah nigga ya know what? Give dem little bitches sum RED 40 and SOLUABLE CORN FIBER for breakfast. Get their brains ready for the government mandated education camp.

I wonder how anon eats sushi when nobody is watching

>>18334895
It's boredom. Literally nothing happens here.

>>18230583
To my knowledge, fried foods are a thing everywhere. What's the problem? Well ok fair enough I didn't find much fried food in Africa. But they love pizza down there for some reason.
I dunno, what you would recommend instead?

>>18078576
>my fence is 8' foot centers with 8' foot 4"x4"s
It would be cheaper, easier, and more reliable to use metal poles at that point. 4x4's are worth their weight in gold right now. Not even counting the concrete you would need to poor for something like that on top of labor and the fact it would look awful.
Is this what being autistic is like? Fuck.

>>17010645
>Am I a stranger to myself?
Most people are.

>>16868057
>>16868068
The implication being the nuance of language is irrelevant compared to its practicality? That as long as you get the general understanding of what someone is trying to say it's all well and good? And any attempt to do more than that is worthy of mockery?
Unsure why this sort of thing pops up so frequently when the communication is through text. It's not like you're in a rush to explain something but that seems to be the general perspective. Guess i'm just out of the loop.

I miss coffee shops.

>>13789520
Thanks.

>>13433719
I havn't gotten down with text-based in ages. But what times they where. Those late night sessions, ah how the time goes by, like a river that seems to have no end and yet all too soon we come to a stop.

should i have a nap after lunch or another coffee to stay awake

>make coffee
>go upstairs
>realize my coffee is still in the kitchen
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS SO MUCH

>>11317400
Ok i did lie, fuck it. I have only ever done that once in my life but I have planned on doing it again because it was fun.
I dont eat frozen foods and almost always go for pre-made sammies or something if im really in need of quick access food for whatever reason. I just wanted to contribute. I am sorry anons I have failed you.

>>11186569
Right on bro.I was wondering because of always the beer,..
You do know alcohol kills gains r-right?

>>10861461
I mean Burger King execs have actually mentioned this board for marketing and it's not hard to see cybermarketing attempted on this board all the time, I honestly do think Bon Appetit either posts these threads or at least lurks/posts in them especially considering they are promoting the webseries elsewhere (crossovers with that Babish faggot who is popular on Reddit and you have alot of marketing majors assuming 4chan and Reddit are the same demographic it makes sense)
That being said I could also believe it could be shitposters/obessed lonely faggots posting her unironically just as easy as it could be marketing look at how popular Jack got and he isn't nearly smart enough to promote himself here but got posted at least as much around this time last year

>>10810640
How was your 4 th of July? I hope you stayed dry as some areas of the city flooded my street did near the Astrodome
Did you get to BBQ or do burgers?

>>10811314
Chicken liver if you soak them in buttermilk overnight and wash them good after (wash until the water runs clear like with rice) then you can make a poor man's pate that is delicious and costs under $5 for a pound total, great vitamins and protien too. I use champagne in mine as the sharper acidity pairs well with the fattiness of the liver and it is a way to class up the dish. Add some water crackers or crostinis and it's a meal.
>It tastes great but I will admit it looks like wet cat food

>>10758622
>>10758796
>>10758935
/ck/ always has the best shipposters....its not fair.

What's the worst experience you've ever had at a restaurant, /ck/?

>>7606233
>roommate is Irish descent and buys a while back a family favorite: a bottle of Tullamore
>we try a glass each; I wasn't really impressed (scotch and bourbonfag), but he seemed to like it
>days turn into weeks as I notice that his whisky is just sitting there in the fridge unloved
>just days ago I notice the empty bottle in the kitchen and jag him about finishing off almost the whole bottle in one go
>he tells me he's not much for hard liquor anymore and he dumped it all down the sink
>I look at him a bit perplexed, but didn't care much at the time
>it was only later I realized his uncle is suffering from the final stages of liver cancer that was probably caused by the same brand of alcohol that he bought