/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11837964
>>11837990

Steak and mushrooms is perfect because beef steak can make you feel full without physically filling your stomach too much, so you won't have to worry about throwing up or one of you having to do #2 before going home or waiting for the other person to go home.

Just in case your guest has to go, keep something like perfume or air freshener on the bathroom countertop.

If you are the guest and created clogzilla, pour a cup of liquid soap into the toilet and add warm water, let it sit and always wait till the contents have sunk down to normal water level before flushing again. If worse comes to worse, make a joke and offer to chip in for the plumber.

Whatever you do, don't be that crazy girl that kept poop in her purse because the toilet wont' flush, or the one who tried to throw it out of the window and then it got stuck, and the SHE got stuck trying to retrieve it between two panes of glass.


Also, host, make sure you have a trashcan with a cover, and ideally some little baggies that can be tied off, this is general party hosting advice.

>>11038187
>>11040920
>>11041816

nice

pic unrelated

>>10962545
>>10961098
>>10961057
>>10962544
>eatng sea bugs

>>10935825

girlfriend thought I was fuckin weird when she came home to me drunk drinking extra garlic pickle juice from the jar

I lol'd and told her it was her loss

am I alone /ck/?

>>8667565
I think he's been beaten out by Dylan Roof, who set out to fight back against black criminals, but he was too pussy to go against an ACTUAL black criminal, so he went after black churchgoers, many of whom were WOMEN. *headdesk*

It reminds me of a column I read in Ming Pao around ten years ago, I dont' remember why Chinese vs Japanese animosity was high again, but a Chinese man brought up the Rape of Nanking, and reasoned that Chinese men should rape Japanese women *headdesk*, these are the people who makes everything worse - and given that Hong Kong is home to a very high populatin of Japanese businesswomen, one of whom also writes columns for Ming Pao -- his stupid statement could have endangered Japanese women if there was an autist motivated enough to follow his 'reasoning'.

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>>8461031
Beef jerky is somewhat expensive and time consuming to make that can only really be made in clean environments, so no, not really a food for the starving and/or homeless.

You fucking dingus.