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>>12356037

>>10168766
>Store decides to use the cotton candy machine for a working display.
>Fuckyes.jpg.
>Manager decides the best candy to use for this, to make the cotton candy that will sell this product to customers.
>Are mints.

>food fans

>>9280152
Fat fucks and teenagers in mart carts piss me off.
>Recently had a bad fall, fucked up my shoulder and hip (Don't get into fights with flights of stairs)
>Arm in a sling, using a cane to hobble across parking lot to store.
>No carts.
>Decide fuck it, grind through the pain and get a few items.
>See some dipshit kid on a cart, his friends laughing and pushing themselves into shit.
>Between the pain and rage building in me I fail to notice a wild soccer mom storm past me and start screaming at them while pointing at me.
>"I THINK HE NEEDS THIS MORE THAN YOU DO!"
>Try to hobble away from the situation as fast as I can.
>Feel a lurch on my cane, this crazy bitch is trying to drag me back to the cart.
>My hip feels like it's going to dislocate.
>shoulder beats it to the race and I topple.
>Can't get up, she's freaking out.
>Get a flashback from my doctor at the urgent care asking me to stay another few days after a week in.
>Starting to think I should have listened as employees swarm expecting a 90 year old fell over, only to find a 30 year old laying half on a carry basket.
>My body the whole time

>>8414053
Human cartilage.
Wanna hear how?

>>7603341
>Cottage cheese last place
>String cheese above feta
>Cheddar is number 2

>>6886245

>Hawaiian