/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This thread reminded me of the time I went to a fast food burger place and ordered:

>I want one (burger name here)
>She replies "Do you want the combo or just the burger?"
>I repeat, I want one (burger name here).
>She repeats "Do you want the combo or just the burger?"
>I explain that I have made no fucking mention of any combo, and I am clearly ordering a solitary burger but am "now cancelling that order because fuck you".

Walked out. Never been back.
Was drunk, feeling big and tough, lol.

Other place:

>Order burger
>"Do you want cheese with that?"
>...What?
>"Do you want cheese with this burger?"
>Who said anything about cheese? If I wanted you to add something, I'd ask for it.

Drive off. Have been back since they never saw me to be able to target for food tampering upon return.
Why the fuck should they ask if I want something added? I'm sure there's a list of like 10 things that could be added, so what... do I sit there saying "no" as they run down the list of possible things to fucking add? Fuck everyone. Oh right, let's go to Chik-fil-gay for instance and order a chicken sandwich, then they can lay it out

>do you want ketchup added?
>no
>do you want mustard added?
>NO
>do you want cheese added?
>GO FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH.

Taco Bell. lol.

>drive up
>hi how are you doing today?
>...uh, right. I'll have a number blah blah etc.

You want to have a fucking conversation about how I'm doing as I sit here at the drive through menu? DIE BITCH.

>>4301698
>breakfast of champions, r-right guise?

>>4028128
>living anywhere

>>3927282
>mfw people talk about okra being slimy but never mention how slimy bananas, tomatoes, cucumber and probably others are if you actually observe them.

>I think it's Cilantro