/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sandwhiches are just tools to get the upperhand on anyone around you at the lunch table
>always make power play and make the most obscene compilation of ingredients
just keep adding and adding things until its so absurd that it becomes almost impossible to explain .
>meat on cheese with at least 3 different kinds of sauce. coarse salt a splash of vinegar, more meet Lettuce. always put the sauce ON THE BREAD and in between the cheese to keep it from sliding, wet the lettuce for salt adhesion
want to get wild always add a third slice of bread just stack it 5 inches high with 4 different kinds of meats. avacoado, tomato, garlic onion mashed beans,
pickles. just make it stupid and every one that sees it will be in awe of the absurdity of the monstrosity.
making them question sanity and reason of the mere concept of what is a sandwhich

dont stop fondling it until you make direct eye contact with all observers letting them know that the sandwhich is in fact yours and that it was your free will choice to assemble it. and that you're rationale is not to be questioned.

if they wanted a sandwhich as beautiful as yours they should have put the effort and time and love into caring for themselves enough to make the best sandwhich possible.

and to really throw their preconspections out the window
fivide by zero and chop it up and turn it into a salad.

PEACE

anything made by this mutt at 1 star rating
then help her to increase cooking level

probably some paella, or cream stew.
but i think we'd start out with some rice balls.