/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this is and always will be a ja/ck/ board

>>16705104
beautiful

surely you must realize that your deliciousness has made you some juicy enemies

>>11173359
>I bought the memsauce... it was VERY meh
varks blown the fuck out

>>8964344
Well he has had a minor stroke, is morbidly obese and is pre-diabetic (maybe just diabetic by now). Now he seems to suffering from frequent kidney stones as well. So I would say he does have serious health problems.

Sauce thread??

Buckle up, boys

>he thinks he can shitpost
>he thinks he's tough enough

Just think about that for a fucking minute. OK, frankly, it sounds pretty delicious, but holy shit how horrid does something like that have to be for you? Imagine trying to shit that out a few hours down the line. But now you have your third plate, and so now you can at least quiet the yammering fear that you won't get to eat everything in the entire God-damned place before it closes down for the night, and at last you can finally start to eat.

Again, this is not fantasy. I've watched this multiple times. I've seen a woman so fat she had to use a walker to move sit by herself at a 4-person table and completely cover the surface of it with plates of food before she started eating, and she cleaned every last one of them. It has the same uneasy, somehow alien fascination of seeing a car wreck, or a really hosed-up porn where the chick is wearing spider prosthetics and hissing all the fucking time. You're like, am I really supposed to be entertained by this? I kind of feel bad, and sort of weird, but... I mean, just fucking look at it. It's brutal, unchained nihilism unfettered from any concept of moderation or shame or self-preservation and frankly it's kind of fascinating watching someone deliberately say "fuck any sort of a comfortable life, WHERE IS THE THOUSAND ISLAND CONTAINER?"

>>8559887

>>8559611

There is only one true King

A hidden Ja/ck/ thread, well done servant of the King

>>7096898

You have inadvertently started a Ja/ck/ thread

>>7066634
>>7066636
>>7066666

I went from laughing to just being fucking mad, dammit Ja/ck/