/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mfw I brought a bottle of Salmiakkikossu to 'merica during my exchange year and challenged people to drink it at parties.

>>4488248
>go to local grocery
>buying 3 items
>box of candy bars, 2-Liter of soda, Box of fresh spinach
>Carrying items in my hands, no cart, no basket
>approach self checkout, casually observe that no employees are watching (potentially on camera, w/e)
>Set box of spinach on left side counter
>hold heavy 2 liter and light candy bars together, scan soda UPC only
>Set both soda and candy bars together in bag, no recognition of improper weight. Not sure how this mechanism works.
>Scan spinach
>checkout with cash
>never caught shit for it
>If anyone had noticed I would have said I didn't notice, would have seemed plausible b/c I paid for other things and had my hands full
Saved myself $5. Fuck the man.

>>4074005
>but we do love you and enjoy lot of your culture.
I don't know who you are, but I love you too man.