/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8970968
You wanna know what true irony is? Listing all of the fusion friendly cuisines America has brought to the international table, while also being the only country that knows how to get them right, only to point out that British food is "better".

Quick history lesson, we were British ourselves for a goooood portion of our short but rich history as a nation and without debate the most valued asset of your former empire, and you guys fucked that up, royaly. Ha.

We spoke and wrote with British accents up to the Civil war era. Not far from being the underdeveloped nation who got pissy about taxes on tea and usurped "the greatest army" your country had to offer and took back Little Britian. We have all of the recipes you have the traditional food you enjoy is mostly shared with us, we had the good sense to bin that shit alongside tea and explore our own varieties of food. We can always fish out a British recipe to jazz up a bit but honestly most of it is pretty bland spin on food found around Britian like say your arch nemesis France. Not as original as you think.

We also have quintessentially, Native, American dishes. Overall a large pool to draw inspiration from. We popularize most food fads and trends, pop culture is just a facet of American culture, not to confused as the only side of our culture. Immigration has introduced a lot of flavors as well. Most of the interesting spices and flavors you enjoy are from yesteryears Asian spice exploits, old (World) news really in that department. I noticed that not as many people want to move to your constipated supercities. I wonder why. Your bastard child has placed you in its shadow for what two centuries now? Time to play catch up

Come eat this Spotted Dick, fatherland.

America out