/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8628614
>texture is just awful

the red delicious doesnt actually have a shitty texture.
the reason why its so mushy and gross is because they get like that after being sitting on the shelf and shipped all the way across the country and finally into the store . by that time it turns mushy

but the apple is not really like that if you get a fresher batch

i wish i was fat

i have a weird fetish of wanting to sit down on a couch with pepperoni pizzas and ranch dressing with like 400 lbs of my own fat dripping off the edge of the sofa

>>8528385
but if you take my advice and eat a dense meal in the morning like i suggest

you MUST NOT EAT AGAIN for many hours, as long as you can go. For if you start snacking after you ate this large meal it is all the worse and I will have caused you to be harmed even more

I dont GET tea and i dont think i ever will

I think you all just live in freezing cold climates thats why you enjoy tea

I live in the south and tea doesnt make any sense to consume

so you guys need to stop pretending like tea is a thing and just admit that youre freezing cold