/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15181834

>recipe calls for chicken
>use pork
>serve to Muslims

>>12156997
>go to buffet
>pay the fee
>eat one plate because thinpilled
>not to worry about value, this is where the fun begins
>get another plate
>pile it high with noodles and meat entree that's clearly the most expensive
>plate looks like a fucking volcano with 5lbs of food on it
>go back to booth
>lower plate below table when no one's looking
>tip plate into corner of booth
>a fraction of what the wagies in the kitchen spent 45 minutes making
>slides off the plate into the corner with a slimy sounding plop and thud
>say "MMM DELISHIOSO" sarcastically
>almost burst a few blood vessels in my eye and pass out from holding in laughter
>repeat this maybe 7 or 8 times
>piss and spit in the corner for good measure
>when turning body to get up from booth, pretend to slip a bit as an inside joke
>mfw i made my own cartoon rat buffet

>>11551146

>prove

>buy organic vegetables
>go through self checkout
>ring up as non-organic vegetables