/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7548904
>be 10 y/o american
>fairly cultured, well-read, privileged to travel around the world
>fall in love with russian lit (notes from underground, ivan ilyich, gogol) thanks to erudite grandfather
>want to go see russia
>go to moscow
>go to uzbek restaurant
>no windows, dim lights, comfy booths
>smoke hookah, drink vodka in moderation
>really excited as a young boy
>get chef's choice kebabs
>pretty good seasoning, kinda chewy
>manager comes to our table
>asks the pale boy "did you like the food?"
>"yes sir, i haven't had anything like it before."
>"i'm glad. it was lamb. the, uhh, testes from lamb"
>everyone starts laughing
>whisper to my dad, "what're testes?"
>dad answers, "testicles"
>blood drains from my face
>drink vodka, smoke hookah, humiliated

yeah, OP, thanks for bringing it up

>>6530690
joey was pretty based in this vid, i was surprised
>calling both ken and himself sellouts
>"forgetting" his wallet
>being semi-critical of McDs in front of a well-outed shill
>generally making ken uncomfortable

granted, joey just wants to be liked, so he laughed at ken's shitty jokes at times, but i felt that joey had a stronger backbone this time, and wasn't playing the fool who was just happy for a tummy rub.