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>>18915933
>be fat ugly
>be going to the same mcdonalds for years
>cute girl starts working there
>have short conversations with her a lot
>at different times tells me when her shift ends, that she likes coffee, what bands are playing
>pull up to drive through one day
>can I take your order?
>yeah can I get a large size number 1 with a coke no ice?
>no.
>feel my pockets start to become moist
>what?
>no, you can't.
>spaghetti wells out of my pockets
>uh, I uh...
>I'm just kidding hehe, $6.52, pull on up
>it's her, she greets me by name
>spaghetti is literally falling out of my pockets in clumps
>hand her credit card wordlessly with a tense smile
>I was just kidding anon, I'm sorry
>i-it's ok
>never go to that mcdonald's again