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how much cheese for one pound macaroni

>>20597257
USELESS

>>20066027
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20066029
>Just serve that coffee to the gormless people around you
I haven't had company in like a year and a half, I think I'll just have to throw it out, it's like half a pound of $14/lb coffee

>>19870979
NOOO ANON NO IT'S THE FLUORIDE STOP DRINKING IT

>Go to Panda Express
>The bowl of orange chicken is a little low and dried out
>Decide to try and wait for the fresh batch
>Wait fifteen minutes, give up and decide to just order it
>They start pouring the fresh batch in as I'm paying for a box of the old dry shit

god DAMN IT. Is there anyway I could get them to dump it and pack me a box of the fresh orange chicken next time without looking autistic

I said NO guacamole, you stupid bitch. Get my fucking order right.

>no, sir, we don't sell "hot carls" here

I KEEP ADDING FLOUR TO MY DOUGH BALL BUT IT NEVER GETS ANY LESS STICKY

>>16331519
delete this

>>15910908
>>15910969
>>15911117
>>15911517
IT'S NOT BASED IT'S CRINGE
IT'S REDDIT CRINGE

WHY WON'T YOU SHARE THE SECRET TENDIES SAUCE

>>15608444
>forgot to buy the cfa sauce squeeze bottle again
so many missed opportendities

>Spend all day cooking a fine meal
>Take great care in the presentation, plate it and post it to /ck/
>2 replies
>Try to be as much of a fuckup as possible while making a bastard meal
>/ck/ goes wild

>>15021813
GIVE ME A PINT OF GUINNESS BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD

>>14410580
Yes I got a problem with that. You've got a fucking attitude. You are an employee who is supposed to MAKE the DRINKS that customers are asking without JUDGING them.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ask dad to try my sauce
>he adds a fuckton of cilantro

>>14033567
THAT'S AGEIST!!!!
I WANT TENDIES NOW!!!!
I'LL TELL IT TO MY MOM!!!!

>open a 2 pack of Starbursts
>it's 2 pink ones

>>11191064
>No mayo