/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10490476
Dear lord why couldn't I have just been born gay.

>>9913968
You don't go to Denny's, you just happen to end up there. If you look closely you'll find that Denny's restaurants don't actually have doors. This is difficult, as actually attempting to focus on one usually causes headache and blurred vision. Denny's restaurants are best viewed through your peripheral vision. Picture this -

>4:00 in the morning
>drunk, wandering around searching for a place to eat with your mates
>throwing around ideas
>next thing you know you're in a Denny's
>the minutes leading up to this are a blur, you don't question it
>you're being served a thoroughly underwhelming meal, the bacon appears uncooked
>but wait, were you served? How and when did the food get here?
>did you even order?
>the kitchen appears to be empty, but noises emerge from within
>you nervously glance around at the other diners, they're facing away from you or reading newspapers, their faces aren't visible
>your meal is finished, you feel full but can't recall having eaten
>the bill arrives, you pay, you're still quite drunk and feeling very tired
>you rest your eyes for a moment and when they open you're in bed the next morning with a raging hangover and a pocketful of complimentary mints