/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>eating gyro
>walking to class
>underestimate softness of bread and meat
>chomp directly through tongue
>run to emergency room with napkins clenched over profusely bleeding tongue
>nurse at desk asks for info
>point to mass of blood-soaked napkin in my mouth
>"SIR, I NEED YOUR INFORMATION"
>give her ID
>"now what's the problem today?"
>POINT TO THE MASS OF BLOOD-SOAKED NAPKINS IN MY MOUTH
>"sir, I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wr-
>"I bit my fucking tongue!"
>spray blood everywhere
>nurse is seriously pissed and covered in blood
>sit down and wait 3 hours
>doc comes out
>turns out I stopped the bleeding by pinching it off for 3 hours
>"m'kay, you're good"
>I walk out like an asshole,
>really hungry
>just go home and eat beans.