/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw had a date last year, first time in my life, even though I am two decades and threequart decades old
>tfw she refused to finish the date because of the way I ate my spaghetti and meatballs

Basically I have always eaten my spaghetti and meatballs by taking a meatball in my left hand, then slurping up some spaghetti whilst I pretend to squeeze the meatballs. I am pretending that the meatball is a giant button that activates a conveyor belt of spaghetti that takes food to my mouth. she said it was 'really weird' and got up and left. fuck how picky some people are