/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6925315
Reminder that there are people in flyover complaining about those "deck" black glasses that all the fashionable cool hipsters wear to starbucks (that fancy new coffee shop where they serve the cappucchinos) while flaunting their trendy new Apple brand computers.

>>6900000
All the cool hipsters near me keep eating the green leaves of plants. As if that is even edible. Obviously, the vegan conspiracy got to them. It's such an overpriced meme food but they keep smugly devouring them while smirking at me like they're in on the secret. Well I hate to break it to you hip fashionable poseurs, but I can log into the tumbeler web zine just as easily as you. This is almost as bad as that trendy new yogurt that all the middle aged soccer moms are eating while zooming around in they're fashionable expensive imported Humber brand SUVs that cost as much as $30,000.

Also nice quads.

>>6812553
Found the hipster

I bet you drink Starbucks brand coffee and have the wrong brand of smart phone

My brand of smart phone proves I'm an elite technical genius unlike yours which is favoured by homosexuals

Furthermore, you wear the glasses don't you. Only cool hipsters wear the glasses. Corrective lenses are so smug and pretentious, I wish we could all just have normal vision.

>>6802336

>>5625759
>oh you're eating vegetables? trying to be healthy?

Ask me how I know you had bad parents.

>what's with the vegetables? are you trying to be healthy?
>I should get a salad too. I had a burger for three days in a row!
>nice salad. now you can have dessert!

What's with these people? Did their parents treat vegetables as a form of punishment?

>>5536313

Back in '08 the right wingers got really buttblasted over Obama eating arugula.

Apparently REAL UHMURRICANS only eat corn fed chemically tenderized walmart steak and a side of iceberg lettuce with ranch dressing.