/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10383593

>>8409889

Mah nigga!

> be working in a little pizza shop 20 years ago
> phone dude calls out an order for a large pie, pineapples and anchovies
> I say I'm not making that shit because it's an obvious prank
> manager dude tells me he knows the guy and it's a legit order
> still not making it. fuck that abomination shit
> manager dude tells me to make the large pie and a personal size just like it
> dutifully make these shitshow pizzas while grumbling about the mutant fuck who ordered them
> pies come out, get boxed, the caller picks up his
> guy looked normal, no horns or anything
> manager dude comes over, tells me to take a bite of the small pieces
> fuckyou.jpg
> noreally.jpg
> whatever.jpg
> eat slice of pie..... my God, it's full of stars!
> the heat cooked all the fishy flavor out of the anchovies and it tasted fucking wonderful
> mfw

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