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What are some foods that help fuel the incel-to-trans pipeline?

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What are some good foods I could feed to my 4 sons? It has to be something that can split into even fourths, they're going to fight over the leftover food if there's too much.

What are some foods that will give me a big tummy ache? I want my tummy to hurt lotsy! I want to feel why I got kicked out of disney! My tummy is a messy bessy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g
Have you eaten your reclaimed protein today?

What are some foods that are really psychotic? I'll post a few examples but I want you guys to really share the most psychotic foods you can think of. Just post any foods that are one or more of the following:
>made for psychos
>made by psychos
>induces psychosis upon consumption

What are some foods that taste really soft? I want something soft, wholesome and comforting, something that reminds me of love.

I like flavors that aren't too spicy, those are the best. Personally I prefer chips to be around a 2-3 on the spice rating chart.

What are some good foods that aren't too spicy?

>see some kid trying to take a bunch of diablo sauce packets at Taco Bell
>stop him and make him put them back
>he takes mild packets instead
I'm glad I was able to help at least one child avoid potential death today. Has anyone else helped keep kids away from overly spicy food which could cause them to choke and suffocate?

>>12331073
I like this recipe, and I like the funny comic character, but how hot is it? Please rate it on the following scale:
1 - No heat, basically ketchup
2 - Tiny heat, honey mustard
3 - A bit of heat, non-honey mustard or onions
4 - A good amount of heat, mild salsa or Taco Bell Mild Sauce
5 - Medium amount of heat, Slim Jim
6 - A bit too much heat, Taco Bell Medium Sauce
7 - A lot of heat, Taco Bell Hot Sauce
8 - Too much heat, Tapatio or Taco Bell Fire Sauce
9 - Way too much heat, Taco Bell Diablo Sauce
10 - You're a freak if you eat this, Taco Bell Volcano Sauce or real jalapenos

Whatever you do, avoid Taco Bell. Overly spiced food.

Isn't it bad that companies are indoctrinating our kids into becoming addicted to overly spicy foods?
>Taco Bell marketing extremely hot food and sauce to teens
>Fritos Lay marketing Flaming Hot Cheetos to kids and women
>Takis Corp marketing to kids
>Once wholesome restaurants like Wendy's and Burger King joining in on the hot food marketing
I think there should be restrictions, you shouldn't be allowed to market food like this to young and impressionable audiences. Maybe they can do this kind of marketing in Mexico instead, because Hispanics are genetically predisposed to be better at eating spicy food.

What's so bad about adding new ingredients to Italian food? I think the Filipino style spaghetti tastes sweeter and better than normal spaghetti, why is that so wrong? I like carbonara with real sauce and texture, instead of just a bunch of runny eggs. Sometimes I like to scramble some eggs before putting them in my carbonara, I think it makes it heartier and tastier. Why can't we just get along? Some people just make italian food differently.

If fast food restaurants are forced to have arbitrary calorie counts, they should also be forced to have spice ratings from 1 to 10. Having extra calories never hurt anyone, but eating food that's too spicy for you can make you choke or throw up or go to the hospital or even die. I think it's important that we demand fast food restaurants start including accurate and readable heat levels on all of their food.

Why does Wingstop insist on giving me drums with my wings?
>bite into flat
>it's delicious
>finish all my flats
>have to eat the drum
>bite into it.
>the bone is harder and thicker and takes too long to chew
>it's an all around worse experience than eating the flats

>go out to lunch with co-worker
>only nearby place is Taco Bell
>order half a dozen tacos with a side of mild nacho cheese to dip them in
>co-worker orders a few beefy crunch burritos with his own side of nacho cheese
>think nothing of it
>we go to sit down
>he pulls out a bunch of medium sauce packets
>I look at them with a worried expression
>he pours them all into his nacho cheese and mixes it up
>starts dipping his burritos into the cheese
>I'm visibly horrified at this point
>he calls it his "spicy nacho sauce" and offers to teach me how to make some
>I grab my food and tell him I have to go
>run out of the building with the food tray
Will I get in trouble for theft? It was an accident, I didn't mean to take the tray with me but I was so panicked at the time, I couldn't think straight. I don't know how people are so happy to hurt themselves with overly spicy food.

>live in a multicultural shithole
>no IHOP, no Denny's, no McDonalds
>have to deal with foodie shit like Taco Bell, Chipotle and Yard House instead
>even Wingstop is ruining their menu with stupid shit like MUH KOREAN BBQ, MUH CAJUN
Why is it so hard to find normal food these days? Why do we have political agendas being forced into our restaurants? I just want to have a burger and fries or biscuits and gravy without being subjected to multiculturalism in everything.

If they can make Coke Zero or Pepsi Zero, why haven't they done that with burgers or milkshakes yet? It'd be so cool to be able to just snack on a bunch of burgers without getting fat, or to have a big juicy milkshake with every meal with no guilt.

Why are you okay with rare steak but against rare chicken? If rare steak is better than well done steak, then wouldn't a juicy rare fried chicken or buffalo chicken wing be better than well done as well?

I know ketchup on steak is looked down upon, but what about BBQ sauce? After all, steaks are most commonly grilled at BBQs, so it only makes sense to put BBW sauce on them. I think it's the perfect flavor combination, a well cooked steak slathered in a sweet and tangy BBQ sauce.

Wouldn't the world and the food industry be a better place without pretentious foodie shit? It would be way easier to order food and shop at grocery stores because the selections wouldn't be bloated with EPIC REDDIT QUINOA or SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI XD. Be a little more caring about what other people have to go through because of your NPC tastes in food. Nice, uncluttered food selections should be what we aim for in the future. If the world no longer had to deal with fifty different kinds of hot sauce clogging up the condiments aisles, imagine how much better food could be. We wouldn't have to waste hours browsing stores. Were it not for the snowflake generation, we could be living in a food utopia. Older generations didn't have to deal with this horseshit.

Calories are such bullshit, who the fuck invented this concept and why do they force it onto every fast food menu? The menus are unreadable now because there's stupid numbers covering it for the NPCs who are obsessed with "muh calories", because appeasing dumbfucks obsessed with imaginary numbers is more important than providing a good restaurant experience.

>waiter asks how I want my eggs
>ask what they mean by that
>they tell me I can get my eggs over-easy, over-medium, over-well, or scrambled
>over-easy sounds easier to eat, so I go with that
>grab my egg and take a bite
>suddenly, raw egg starts spilling all over my hands
>spit it out and run out of the restaurant
How can someone be this bad at cooking eggs? It was still raw in the inside! I could have gotten e-coli disease if I didn't spit that out and rinse my mouth out with a gatorade right after. I'm never eating at that shithole again, that was the most horrifying meal of my life.