/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have made baked chicken.

On this board, that makes me a god.

I now patiently await your praise, plaudits, applause, oaths of fealty, hosannas and requests for nudes to begin my statue, though I haven't figured out where to put it yet. Maybe a piazza in Venice or Tuscany.

I'm not saying you have to write hymns or odes to me. But if you did, that would be nice too. Haikus, limericks and 'Roses are Red' are acceptable.

Write me a nice poem, and I, Anon the Great, Lord of Chicken, Conqueror of the Oven, Master of the Cramped Kitchen in Cheap Flat, shall share my sorcery with you.

But seriously, it was so much simpler than people made it sound. I will share that simplicity with you. It was better than edible; it was actually juicy, crisp skin and even flavorful.

I await.

In repose. Like this here. Just imagine I'm all reposing and stuff.