/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10942230
>salt doesn't alter flavor

>go to a business that caters to the poor
>waah? why are there other poor people here?
It must be the (((Jewish))) conspiracy, I guess.

Eugenics when?

>>10805604
Nu-uh! Found the stupid baby!

>>10805559
>I can't understand birth control tools and I got pregnant the first time I ever had sex
Isn't it funny how the lowest quality specimens procreate the most?

>>10776345
>make a rue

>rrawrr I bought a bunch of junk food without reading the ingredients, soy is in everything!
>rrawwr I ate soy powder to excess and I don't lift, then got constipated, protein is a meme!
Millennials were a mistake

>>10760970
>you can't eat kosher food unless jew
>you can't eat halal food unless muslim
>you can't eat a carrot unless vegan

>>10740817
>Anejo tequilas drink like a scotch

>here is a picture of a pretty girl, please pay attention!
>don't you dare ask questions about the pretty girl, saucefags reeeee, if you don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of some rando I'm obsessed with, you're a jealous roastie get out get out get out muh tay tay, muh green frog emojis
Millennials were a mistake

>>10722120
>go to a huge city renowned for its food options
>go exclusively to shitty fast food chains
>complain that the food wasn't up to your standards
What exactly are your standards, Dr. Escoffier?

Right now, offhand, in my kitchen I've got a bag of Cafe Grumpy brand coffee, some Kate's brand butter, Maldon brand salt, I could probably list another 50 branded products if I went in there. The only thing I can think of that isn't visibly branded is an egg carton from the greenmarket

What exactly am I supposed to do, barter with beads and furs for unbranded off-the-grid products?

Have you ever cooked anything before, op?

>>10717874
>>10717879
>wat is niçoise
Where in flyover land do you live?

>>10657760
>eggs and milk are vegan
Carnist logic

>>10644704
>get fucked up
What did your mom tell you would happen if you use her precious copper pans?

>>10625629
>who will plow the fields by hand once we have mechanized agriculture?! these hysterical "mechanists" obviously haven't thought things through, everyone is stupid except me

>>10624823
>a german steel knife will fuck up a wetstone, and a hard stone and oil will fuck up a japanese knife.

>>10611050
>"porchetta" is pseudo-english
>people only use the correct names of foods to put on airs and make me feel uncultured

>>10609406
>being loud, angry, and dumb for attention
Have a (You)

>>10609112
>I douse everything indiscriminately in the hottest sauce I can find
>I automatically associate spicy foods with gastric distress, but I assure you that I experience no such thing!
>I totally am not compensating for anything!

>>10608857
>paragraphs were invented by reddit
t. millennial who thinks civil rights were invented by tumblr

>>10608763
>shitposting on a cambodian cat skinning board is my 1st amendment right

>>10603506
>being a snob about nespresso

>>10601070
What the fuck is this, I hate it how millennials have decided that randomly copy/pasting sciencey-sounding shit makes them sound smart

>LOL HOW CAN YOU COMMENT ON FOOD WITHOUT KNOWING THE BASICS
>Bananas, Yellow, 27 Fahrenheit
>Ground chuck, 80/20, 1.5 meters
>Granulated sugar, 11.9 pounds per square inch
>OMG I'm a real science geek now!

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