/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19316205
t.

>>19014378
>8%
I hate my country and the 5% pisswater we drink so much.
Good beer is so expensive you're better off just buying spirits.

>woke up
>go downstairs to grab a slice of pecan pie and coffee for breakfast
>girlfriend and uncle is arguing over vaccine
>immediately goes back upstairs
>no pecan pie and coffee
i'm starving bros....i'm probably gonna stay up here and watch a movie until it's time for lunch

>>16061597
why did they cover that garloid in mud?

>>16047411
>Someone orders the most expensive thing on the menu
>Ordering multiple drinks
That's me. But when everyone is agreeing to split the bill, I just say I'll add a bit more since my total orders were more expensive. That's the best way to see who's a stingy cunt and who is willing to overlook the small details. I can't help it either, once I ingest alcohol I get really self conscious.

take the coffee blackpill
>taste literally doesn't matter, so prepare it black and drink it in one go

Does Adderall really trigger chainsmoking or is it an urban meme? I'd answer my own question but I don't smoke.

ok /ck/ time for a grocery store thread what are some things always on the list or grocery store pet peeves

>>12352657
haha what

you okay dude?

>>11520856
Anyone?

>>11364603
vegans like meat because it's tasty
but they can't eat meat because reasons so they eat notmeat

>brits are so boring that they have to drown themselves in alcohol to maintain an illusion of interest

>growing up I could chug milk and eat ice cream with no problem
>now can't drink milk in anything besides cereal without feeling like shit
>ice cream and cheese cake are guaranteed immediate visits to the toilet
>cheese is a gamble
Is this what getting old feels like?

>>9663157
OP here. I don’t even know what to say to that. Thanks?

>Amerifats can't stand to lose one fry

It's like you can't even see how much of a parody you are these days.

I have been eating a lot of rice and water lately,

Now i just shat water and brown(still white) rice out.
Am i dying?

>>9134944
>Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!"
That means it's time to start going somewhere else. The guys at this local barbecue restaurant said I looked like Ryan Gosling and called me that the next time I went in. I haven't gone back since.

>>8983288
>steal nothing put pabst and steel reserve
>not a dime spent
>epitome of class

rly makes you think

>>8085128
>>8085142
I'm honestly a little surprised how friendly and helpful you guys are being to someone new. I will certainly be back, so thank you very much for your posts