/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16011690
I know and all you assailed are going to hurt her feelings when she reads this thread

APOLOGIZE NOW

>>15145385
>It's literally just a Big Mac with the vegetables removed
It's not though. Those are quarter pounder patties which are larger than Big Mac patties. There are three patties whereas a Big Mac only has 2. No middle bun. Furthermore, there is ketchup under the top bun, which does not come on a Big Mac

>>14329234
Did you read my post dummy? It's a bowl of alfredo sauce numbnuts

Any time I'm at a restaurant or bar with my dad is super embarrassing
>go to Luby's (his favorite)
>they ask him what he wants
>"I have to fight with you all every time to get what I want"
>blank stares from servers
>"well what would you like?"
>mashed potatoes with extra gravy
>Ah ah ah - Not that gravy, the white gravy!
>Ah ah ah - I want you to make use the ladle to make a bowl out of the mashed potatoes for the gravy (excessive hand motions)
>Ah ah ah - I also want a bowl of white gravy on the side
That's his entire order
>at the table
>waitress comes by
>asks how we're doing
>do we need anything
>"This is my middle son."

I have over 120 yelp reviews

A lady shamed me at McDonald's for unknowingly sitting at the table for cripples

>>9009510
This happened to me last week. The waiter got really mad when I dumped it out behind the booth. He even got the manager involved and they made me out to be some kind of problem customer. I mean, there's nothing back there behind the seat cushions. I was just trying to save time for the waiter, jeez

>>8949816
Alright then. I'll be back to see the final results, even though i have a feeling it's going to end up being a total waste of your time and ours

>he doesn't keep a pitcher of cold water with lemon slices in his fridge

How does it feel not living life fully?

Went to the grocery store today and ended up buying everything I need, including herbs. I know the basil and parsley will keep best in a glass of water, but what's the best way to store rosemary, thyme and sage to keep it as fresh as possible? Damp paper towel wrap/ziploc bag and the fridge?

Took my dad to my favorite sichuan place
>owner stops by to greet me
>he takes our order
>dad wasn't quite ready to order
>owner asks dad "what do you like? Spicy? Mild? Seafood? Noodles?"
>dad: "I like Luby's"

Later during the meal
>dad is loudly telling me about his friend
>friend visited China
>only drank bottled water because didn't want to get sick
>got sick anyway because (pointing at his glass of water) "THE BACTERIA IS IN THE ICE!!"
>whole restaurant looking at us
>owner comes over to ask if there's a problem