/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18126830
>black hands touching my food

>>18102026
>last meal ever
>fucking butter pats are cold
To answer your question though, 300mg of oxycontin, a bottle of scotch and a pack of smokes oughtta do me fine.

>>17662929
No joke, I prefer baker's chocolate. 100% cocoa. A small square along with an espresso or strong coffee is a perfect treat.

>>17663209
>>17666718
I would enjoy both of these, but I doubt that I could tell the difference between those two.

>>17663212
Chocolate and peanut butter are a patrician combination. Far superior to chocolate and mint.

>>17663438
You're either old and enjoy reading Dickens in your spare time or are the kind of trashy-classy person who puts ice in tumblers of red wine.

>>17663470
Along with pumpkin spice lattes and Ugg boots. You are a woman living in a perpetual autumn.

>>17663769
You're probably the kind of psycho that believes that the chocolate is literally telling you these things.

>>17663968
You're a savage, living on the outskirts of human society, neither wholly civilized nor wholly animal.

>>17664305
Homosexual.

>>17664320
Ruby chocolate is tasty, but it's still too new for us to form an opinion about those who favor it. Check back in five-to-ten years.

>>17670530
You're a hardline conservative who can't afford dental insurance, but stands by his beliefs and, so, won't sign up for Obamacare dental insurance. If you break your leg, you'll set it, yourself.

>>17372730
>You're not very bright, aren't you?
>tries to sound smart
>says that

>>17111693
>wa la

>>17103239
>flavored whiskey

>thinking Keto is about eating zero carbs.

>he puts unsalted butter on toast

>>16678064
>What the hell, Clarkson can't sell water from the filthy stream by his house because it contains dangerous levels of e. coli from animals shitting in it? Nanny state! Dystopia!

The most repulsive animals post their garbage slop.

>>16535239

>>16428327
>anxious consumers

>>16204449
>people fell for this bait
>worse yet, people agree

>>15410358
>with beans.
No.

>man comes that his brisket has gone bad after buying it a week ago
>sir did you refrigerate it
>only after I forgot about it the first week can I get a new one for free
>mfw

>>14753108
>"REAL" mayo
>soybean oil,whole eggs

>>14153569
> cured=raw
You just know an american posted this

>>13730823
>just a local thing

not this stupid ruse again, I thought this died last night on /tv/ ffs

>>13591425
>tries to cash in on ex vegan trend
>fails miserably
>returns to slavshit country
>gets fat and hides his body
>Guys I no longer believe in Shamanism since I realised most carnivores are Christian
>now makes videos about Christianity to shill ButcherBox and some bullshit supplements
Guy is a massive liar and I can't believe people were donating money so he could go look at cows in Australia

Fuck off bong. Can't pull that famine trick twice

>>13527173
based steve makes a 20 minute video, it's 19 minutes of MRE, this woman makes a 20 minute video it's 19 minutes of her face

>>13423345
High blood sugar feeds bacterial illnesses, brainlet.

>>13284067
>putting green shit where it doesn't belong