/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> be me
> work as a chef for 15 years
> I’m clumsy as shit, but don’t know how to get a new career

> chopped off the end of my thumb down to the bone, just with a large knife. Had to finish the shift as there was no cover, worked with a rubber glove constantly filling up with blood like a balloon
> put box of produce on top of stove, it was on. Pretty much cleared out the restaurant with the smell of burning plastic
> micro planed the tips off all 4 left fingers. Bleeding like shit the rest of the shift
Dropped a lasagne out of the oven, tried to catch it on my foot. 200•C béchamel <inmycrocs.rar>
> spanshed back of hand with super-heated custard. Sticky and hot as fuck. Basically napalmed myself
> walked into an open oven door so hard I fucked my ankle big time. Working on a foot the size and shape of a honeydew melon
> etc. ad-infinitum
> my face when I think that this is how bad I am, and chefing is the thing I’m best at in life