/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I live in flyover land USA, the whole hummus fad is finally blowing over and no more sundried tomatoes, thank god. Now the hip new luxury tortilla chips are all the rage, which is traditionally served with a dipping sauce called: "guacamole", made of a strange exotic vegetable called avocado, which pretentious poseurs like to ostentatiously line up at the health food store to buy.

The only thing that makes it really difficult is that you need limes which are basically hipster lemons. I refuse to be seen with limes in my shopping basket because honestly, they have pretty much been taken over by SJWs these days. But if you don't mind bending over backwards to Paco who took er jerrrbs, you're supposed to use limes, according to Good Housekeeping.

Also for the really pretentious, "kosher" salt has taken the spice aisle by storm. I haven't tried it yet because I doubt it's worth the hype.