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>>10045235
I went to a funeral recently, and I bought a 60oz of this. We were drinking Grey Goose out of the bottle (It goes down like water when you're already drunk) and chasing with Captain Morgans. Needless to say, I drank much more than I thought I did, and I ended up falling face first into a wall, headbutting my equally drunk brother repeatedly (imagine two rams butting heads) and I went to urinate, didn't spill a single drop outside the bowl, did up my button fly with numb hands, and then promplty lost my balance while concentrating on those other things, and fell backwards into a shower, taking the curtain and everything with me. Pic related. I also smoked a joint for the first time, and was stoned to high heaven.

It's fun not drinking, because when I DO drink, I get absolutely shittered off a 6 pack.