/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4403650
You need a better jacket.

>>4287654
You're not fine, brother. Find work and work out. Just buy some chicken breast/thighs, broccoli, and potatoes. It'll be way better(and cheaper) than hungry man and you'll get off of your pathetic, pasty ass for half an hour.

The drinking thing is OK with me though, I like liquor, a lot.

>>4225760
I figured. Cocktail hour. And when I say cocktail hour, I mean it's liquor time, hard. Like drunk until tuesday hard. Watching Short Circuit twelve times, hard.

Kona Pipeline at the bar and cheap vodka at home.

>>4136545
Ok, that's pretty fucked then. At least you're not on the liquor. Liquor is hard to wean off of. I'm so tired of it but I can't get away. Tired of lying and ruining shit just to stay "distanced" all of the time. Alcoholism is in the blood, so that's the excuse I tell myself.

130 proof bud, straight up. I'm fucking wasted.

>>3941691

yep, not being aroused by phallic objects would indeed make me gay

>>3813316
>>3813319
GODSPEED ANON. ANOTHER HOT TODDY TO YOU SIR. RETURN ANY TIME. BYOB.

P.S. POST YOUR DINNER, AM MONITORING

>>3804279
I'm watching you boy. Shit clock's tickin' Rick. Tick tock, tick tock...

>>3797183
130 proof bud, straight up. I'm fucking wasted.

>>3751814
The only worthy left are MOMO(weebshit), smith(betamax) and xxfirexxx(smartass). The rest of the trip/namefags from years past are gone. They all have their flaws, but are very good in their specialties and basics of cooking, just like most of the regular co/ck/s.

We're mostly drunk and likely to troll dumb questions but your post will live for days and most likely be answered by someone with knowledge, experience, and the true desire to help. Godspeed newfags.

>>3729214
>dangerous alcoholic
Reporting in.

1 part Gin
1 part Tonic
Slice of lime


>x13